The Secret to Understanding Dumbledore's Mysterious Ways

In a recent interview, JK Rowling was quoted as saying that her fans are just too stupid to understand the complexity of her writing. This statement comes as no surprise given the criticisms leveled against her latest film installment. The plot holes and inconsistencies in this movie are so gaping that even the most die-hard Harry Potter fan may struggle to keep up.

One of the most egregious examples of poor storytelling is Dumbledore's handling of plot points. When a character questions the logic behind a particular event, he simply waves his hand and says 'Let's call it fate.' This response is not only unsatisfying but also raises more questions than it answers. It's as if Rowling expects her audience to blindly accept whatever happens in the story without questioning its validity.

The characters themselves are equally problematic. They often act out of character, making decisions that defy logic and reason. Information is conveniently revealed at crucial moments, with no explanation or setup. This lack of coherence makes it difficult for viewers to become invested in the story.

Furthermore, the magic system in this film is creative but inconsistent. The rules governing its use are unclear, leading to frustrating plot twists and unresolved conflicts. It's as if Rowling threw a bunch of magical concepts against the wall and hoped some of them would stick.

The pacing of the movie is also sluggish, with long stretches of characters wandering around or completing tasks that have no bearing on the main conflict. Ninety percent of the characters could be removed or replaced with cardboard cutouts, and the story wouldn't suffer significantly.

While there are occasional moments of humor and creativity, these are not enough to redeem the film's many flaws. The screenplay tries to justify the inclusion of certain characters but ultimately fails. Even the most ardent fans may find themselves checking their watches or wondering if they can sneak away to the bathroom without missing anything important.

In conclusion, this movie is a mixed bag that improves slightly over its predecessor due to its somewhat more coherent plot. However, it still suffers from many of the same issues that plagued the previous film. Fans of the series may find themselves struggling to keep up with the complex web of characters and events, but for anyone else, it's a frustrating and confusing experience.

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